I
was at Publix (shopping while hungry, mistake #1) and had one of those
moments where you feel like Chris Farley in the skit where he is dressed
like a girl, scarfing his friends' fries and growls, "Lay off me I am
starving!!" At that moment there were sushi and Little Debbie's in
eyesight...so I grabbed the sushi and raced to the register before I... a.)
got violent from hunger or b.) set a world record for downing a box of
Oatmeal Cream Pies in record time. (Thankfully now that these are in my
belly I am feeling much nicer!)
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