I pretty much carry a water bottle with me all the time. Water is one of my favorite things to drink. So when my friend Jaime bought me this cool water bottle for my birthday I was so excited! We were unloading out of the car tonight after going out to dinner as a family and Lauryn grabbed my water bottle for me. Justin asked her what she had and she replied in her little voice...
"Oh, dis is Mom's weed jar."
Confused, he said "Huh?"
"Ha weed jar. It's ha weed jar, Dad."
Even more confused Justin asked her to enunciate a little more.
"Ha 'wheat' jar, Dad!"
Justin heaved a sigh of relief knowing his wife doesn't have a secret habit hitting the Mary Jane. But we're still confused as to why she thinks it's a wheat jar? The only thing we could think of was that the yellow design on it looks like wheat stalks?! Weird and yet totally hilarious! Hopefully, she doesn't tell her teachers at school her mom has a "weed jar"!
It reminded me of the time my old boss, Dr. Taylor, told me his son told his granddad that his dad had "cocaine" locked up in a cabinet in the basement and that he wasn't allowed to go near it. What was really locked up and off-limits was tanks of propane!
I tell ya, kids say the darndest things!
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